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ARE YA READY, KIDS?Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEARYOU.

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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ READY? ♪

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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪

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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

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[WHISTLING]

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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

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[♪...]

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SpongeBob: 97, 98, 99...

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100.

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OK, GARY, LET'S DO
THE OTHER SIDE NOW.

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GARY?

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CAN YOU HEAR THAT?

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OH, SQUIDWARD, IT'S YOU.

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I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING.

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SPONGEBOB, I'VE BEEN SITTING
HERE MOTIONLESS FOR 45 MINUTES.

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WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY
HAVE HEARD ME DOING?

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BREATHING.

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SPONGEBOB, I WILL GIVE YOU $5
IF YOU LET ME ENJOY THE REST
OF MY MORNING IN PEACE.

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OK.

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[GRUMBLING]

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HEY, I COULD'VE SWORN
I HAD $5 IN HERE.

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I HAVE IT, SQUIDWARD.

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YOU GAVE IT TO ME
TO LEAVE YOU ALONE YESTERDAY.

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SQUIDWARD, YOU CAN HAVE
THE $5 BACK.

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MR. KRABS SAYS...

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I DON'T CARE
WHAT MR. KRABS SAYS.

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I JUST WANT...

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COFFEE RAIN!

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IT'S HOT CHOCOLATE.

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CHOCOLATE RAIN!

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SQUIDWARD.

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[SCREAMING]

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SQUIDWARD, WAIT!

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[PANTING]

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[PANTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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IT'S LOCKED.

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SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD.

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SQUID...WARD.

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[GRMUBLING]

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HUH?

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THE KEY.

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OH, WHERE DID I PUT
THAT STUPID...

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SQUIDWARD.

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[STAMMERING]

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SQUIDWARD.

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OH, WHY CAN'T I JUST FIND THE...

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SQUIDWARD?

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WHAT?

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[PANTING]

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YOU LEFT YOUR KEYS ON
THE TABLE BACK THERE.

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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HEY, SQUIDWARD.

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YES?

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DIDN'T YOU USED TO HAVE ONE
OF THOSE CUCUMBER BICYCLES?

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OH, [LAUGHING].

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THAT WAS A RECUMBENT BICYCLE,
AND I SOLD IT.

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WHY?

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SO I COULD GET FURTHER
AWAY FROM YOU!

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[LAUGHING]

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OK, I'LL SEE YOU
LATER THEN, SQUIDWARD.

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BON VOYAGE, NINCOMPOOP.

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[POLICE SIREN BLARING...]

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WHAT THE?

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[INDISTINCT VOICE ON RADIO]

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CAN I HELP YOU, OFFICER?

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NO.

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BUT YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF
TO THIS TICKET.

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[GASPING]

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TICKET?

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[INDISTINCT VOICE ON RADIO]

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OFFICER, PLEASE.

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I HAVE IMPECCABLE BOAT SMARTS.

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I PRIDE MYSELF IN MAINTAINING
AN UNSOILED DRIVING RECORD.

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IT'S ALL THAT I HAVE.

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WELL, YOU CAN HAVE IT AGAIN
RIGHT AFTER YOU COMPLETE
BOATING SCHOOL.

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[STAMMERING]

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BOATING SCHOOL.

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[HUFFING]

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OH, WELL.

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IT'S JUST ONE DAY OUT
OF YOUR LIFE, SQUIDDY.

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HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

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OH, SQUIDWARD.

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[SOBBING]

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GOOD MORNING, CLASS.

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WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE
TAKE A SEAT?

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[MURMURING]

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PSST, SQUIDWARD.

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SIT HERE.

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HERE.

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UM, EXCUSE ME.

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THERE DON'T SEEM TO BE
ANY EMPTY SEATS LEFT.

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BUT THERE'S ONE
RIGHT NEXT TO SPONGEBOB.

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DO YOU MIND?

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DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

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WE'RE BOATING BUDDIES NOW.

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I'LL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING
I KNOW, AND THEN WE CAN...

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WE WON'T BE DOING ANYTHING,
BECAUSE THERE IS NO "WE".

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UNDERSTAND?

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QUIET IN THE FRONT, PLEASE.

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OH, I UNDERSTAND.

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I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY...
BOATING BUDDY.

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Mrs. Puff: OK, CLASS.

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WHY DON'T WE GET
TO KNOW OUR NEW STUDENTS

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BY TELLING EACH OTHER WHY
WE WERE SENTENCED TO...

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I MEAN, WHY WE ARE ENROLLED
IN BOATING SCHOOL.

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UM, I GOT CAUGHT SPEEDING.

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VERY GOOD.

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NEXT.

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I DON'T SEE WHAT'S
SO VERY GOOD ABOUT IT.

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NO, I DIDN'T MEAN VERY...

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[SIGHING]

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I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT.

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NEXT.

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I AM HERE BECAUSE MY...

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WE ALL KNOW WHY
YOU'RE HERE, SPONGEBOB.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU, SIR?

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WHAT, ME?

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YES.

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL
THE REST OF THE CLASS
WHY YOU'RE WITH US TODAY?

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WHY, I...

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

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ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU.

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I WAS TRYING
TO GET AWAY FROM HIM!

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HE IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.

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YOURS TOO?

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UH, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS,
PLEASE COME UP TO THE CHALKBOARD

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AND DRAW A DIAGRAM
OF THE INCIDENT.

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Squidward: GLADLY.

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IT ALL STARTED
WHEN I LEFT MY HOUSE.

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AND THEN HE APPEARED.

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HE MADE AN IMMEDIATE
RIGHT TURN AND PARKED...

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...HERE.

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SEEING THE ONCOMING HAZARD,
I LOOKED BOTH WAYS AND PROCEEDED
SAFELY TOWARD MY VEHICLE.

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IT WAS THEN THAT I REALIZED
I WAS BEING FOLLOWED
AT AN UNSAFE DISTANCE.

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SO IN ORDER TO CREATE
MORE OPTIMAL DRIVING CONDITIONS

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I WAS FORCED TO THEN PARTAKE
IN EVASIVE ACTION.[SCREECHING]

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[ALL GROANING]

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AND BY INCREASING SPEED SLIGHTLY

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I CREATED A SAFETY CUSHION
WHILE INADVERTENTLY ATTRACTING

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THE ATTENTION OF SAID
LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL.

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MAY I SIT DOWN NOW,
SWEET CHEEKS?

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WHY, CERTAINLY.

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AND PERHAPS NOW

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SPONGEBOB WOULD LIKE
TO COME UP AND ILLUSTRATE
HIS SIDE OF THE STORY.

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HIS SIDE?

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WELL, FIRST, I STARTED
OVER HERE, AND THEN,
I WENT WAY OVER HERE.

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DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO, LIKE THAT.

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AND THEN,
I WENT AROUND LIKE THIS,
AND OVER HERE LIKE THAT

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AND ACROSS THIS WAY,
AND THEN DOWN HERE

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AND OVER HERE LIKE THIS,
AND THEN...

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AND THEN, I CAME AROUND
AND STOPPED RIGHT HERE.

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Class: SPONGEBOB AND SQUIDWARD,
BEST BOATING BUDDIES FOREVER?

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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

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DO YOU LIKE IT, SQUIDWARD?

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SHUT IT.

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

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[GENERAL CONVERSATION]

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AH, LUNCH TIME,
EH, BOATING BUDDY?

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I'LL HAVE TO EAT OVER HERE,
JUST LIKE BACK IN GRADE SCHOOL.

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[SPONGEBOB GRUNTING]

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SQUIDWARD, YOU GOT ANY
EXTRA MUSTARD IN THERE?

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[SQUIDWARD SCREAMING]

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MM, BON APPETIT, SQUIDDY.

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[TOILET FLUSHING]

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[GROANING]

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YOU'VE RUINED MY MORNING,
YOU'VE RUINED MY LUNCH,
AND YOU'RE RUINING MY...

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[STAMMERING...]

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

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Mrs. Puff: OK, CLASS.

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IT'S TIME FOR OUR BEHIND
THE WHEEL LESSON.

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SQUIDWARD, YOU'LL BE RIDING
WITH SPONGEBOB.

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YEAH, I NEVER SAW THAT COMING.

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NOW, WE'RE GONNA TAKE
THIS NICE AND SLOW.

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SPONGEBOB, WHAT DO WE DO
WHEN PULLING AWAY FROM THE CURB?

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STEP ON THE GAS?

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GOOD.

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NICE AND EASY.

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NOW LET'S SLOW...

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[SCREAMING]

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SPONGEBOB, LOOK OUT!

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SPONGEBOB, GIVE ME THE WHEEL.

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I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

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[STAMMERING]

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JUST LET GO OF IT!

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[SCREAMING]

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HOOLIGANS!

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[SCREAMING]

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[BELL RINGING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[SCREAMING]

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JOHNSON, I'VE FINALLY
FIGURED OUT A WAY

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TO SHRINK AN ORDINARY MAILMAN
DOWN TO THE SIZE
OF A GRAIN OF SAND.

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BUT HOW?

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BY USING THIS SHRINK RAY.

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MOTHER OF MERCY!

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WHERE'D THEY GO?

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Scientist: THERE.

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THEY'RE HEADED RIGHT FOR
THAT DISCARDED POTATO CHIP.

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[GROWLING]

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WHAT'S THE MATTER?

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POTATO CHIPS
ARE HIS FAVORITE SNACK.

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JOHNSON!

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NO!

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NO, NO, NO.

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I NEVER WILL UNDERSTAND
THESE CITY FOLK.

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SpongeBob: HEY,
WHERE'D SQUIDWARD GO?

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[WHISTLING]

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[GROWLING]

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I WAS JUST LEAVING.

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

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Mrs. Puff: OK, CLASS, IT'S TIME
TO TAKE OUR FINAL EXAM.

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PLEASE HAVE YOUR PENCILS READY.

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PSST.

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HEY, BOATING BUDDY.

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IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, I'VE TAKEN
THIS TEST HUNDREDS OF TIMES.

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HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

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I AM NOT YOUR BUDDY.

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I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP,
AND I DON'T NEED YOU, EVER!

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NOW, JUST KINDLY LET ME
TAKE THIS STUPID TEST

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SO I CAN GET OUT OF HERE
AND NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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OK, SQUIDWARD, IF THAT'S
THE WAY YOU WANT IT.

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THANK YOU.

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[SQUIDWARD GRUNTING]

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THREE MORE MINUTES, CLASS.

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[GRUNTING]

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SPONGEBOB.

243
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SPONGEBOB, I NEED YOUR HELP.

244
00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:54,000
Mrs. Puff: TWO MORE MINUTES.

245
00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:55,379
SPONGEBOB, PLEASE?

246
00:10:55,586 --> 00:10:57,965
THIS IS IMPORTANT.

247
00:10:58,137 --> 00:11:00,103
YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T
NEED MY HELP, SQUIDWARD,
AND THAT YOU DIDN'T NEED ME.

248
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,517
NO, NO, I DIDN'T.

249
00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:03,689
I NEVER SAID THAT.

250
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:06,551
I don't need your help,
and I don't need you.

251
00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:09,034
JERK.

252
00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:11,448
ALL RIGHT, I SAID IT,
BUT THAT WAS BEFORE.

253
00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:12,896
BEFORE WHAT?

254
00:11:13,068 --> 00:11:15,137
BEFORE... BEFORE...

255
00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:17,275
Mrs. Puff: ONE MORE
MINUTE, CLASS.

256
00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:20,448
BEFORE WE WERE...
[GASPING], BOATING BUDDIES.

257
00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,413
YAY!

258
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:24,896
Mrs. Puff: OKAY, CLASS,
TIME IS UP.

259
00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:26,206
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

260
00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:28,413
TIME CAN'T BE UP.

261
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,896
I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO FILL IN A SINGLE ANSWER.

262
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,482
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

263
00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:34,068
YOU DO THE SAME THING
THAT EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
WHO FAILS THE TEST.

264
00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:35,827
YOU TAKE IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK.

265
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,241
NEXT WEEK?

266
00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:39,275
DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

267
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,551
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN ONE ANSWER
RIGHT ON THIS TEST

268
00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:44,172
BUT WE'LL MEET AGAIN NEXT WEEK
AT MRS. PUFF'S BOATING SCHOOL.

269
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:49,620
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING][SQUIDWARD SCREAMING]

270
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:57,206
[♪...]

271
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:04,931
SpongeBob: ORDER UP!

272
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,517
[BELL RINGING]

273
00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:08,551
HOW'S IT LOOKIN' OUT THERE, BOY?

274
00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:10,793
LIKE TWO MORE
SATISFIED REGULARS, MR. K.

275
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,689
I AIN'T INTERESTED IN THE SAME
OLD REGULARS, SPONGEBOB.

276
00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:16,655
SO I TOOK OUT AN AD
IN THE BIKINI BOTTOM EXAMINER
TO BRING IN SOME NEW CUSTOMERS.

277
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,344
'TWAS A BARGAIN TOO.

278
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,275
ONLY COST ME A NICKEL.

279
00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,379
SO TELL ME NOW, BOY.

280
00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:25,655
HOW MANY NEW CUSTOMERS
WE GOT OUT THERE SO FAR?

281
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,172
OOH, UH, LET ME SEE.

282
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,896
THERE WAS... NONE.

283
00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:30,379
WHAT?

284
00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:32,310
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NONE?

285
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,551
DON'T THESE PEOPLE
READ THE PAPER?

286
00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:37,137
OOH.

287
00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:39,586
THIS THING HASN'T BEEN
TOUCHED IN MONTHS.

288
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:43,275
WHILE THAT PAPER IS SELLIN'
LIKE KRABBY PATTIES.

289
00:12:43,482 --> 00:12:45,551
EH, PARDON ME, SIR.

290
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:48,931
COULD I INTEREST YOU IN A COPY
OF THE EXAMINER THIS FINE DAY?

291
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:50,551
[LAUGHING]

292
00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:52,482
NOBODY READS THE EXAMINER, BUD.

293
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,344
IT'S ALL FULL OF
BORING CHARTS AND FACTS.

294
00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:57,724
THE BOTTOM FEEDER
IS WHERE IT'S AT.

295
00:12:57,931 --> 00:13:00,379
IT'S GOT, LIKE,
INTERESTING STORIES AND STUFF.

296
00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:02,103
FISH BOY STRIKES AGAIN?

297
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:04,172
WAIT A MINUTE.

298
00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:06,034
AREN'T THESE STORIES
A LITTLE LESS THAN TRUTHFUL?

299
00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:07,931
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THEY'RE SELLING.

300
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:11,172
YES, THEY CERTAINLY ARE.

301
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:13,068
PLEASE, ALLOW ME.

302
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,517
THANK YOU.

303
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:17,000
NO, THANK YOU.

304
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:20,000
NOW, LET'S SEE HOW MUCH
THEY CHARGE FOR ADVERTISING.

305
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:21,379
[SCREAMING]

306
00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:23,862
25 CENTS PER WORD?

307
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,482
THE NEWSPAPER BUSINESS
SURE IS EASY MONEY.

308
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:30,724
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

309
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,551
WHAT A "FANTABULASTICAL" DAY,
EH, SQUIDDY?

310
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:41,793
YEP, ANOTHER WONDERFUL,
HUMDRUM DAY SLINGING BURGERS.

311
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:47,310
OFF OF YOUR DUFF, BOY.

312
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:49,310
YOU THINK I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT
ASSEMBLING THIS PRINTING PRESS

313
00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:52,310
SO YOU COULD
LAZE AROUND ALL DAY?

314
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:56,931
FROM NOW ON,
YOU'LL BE TWICE AS BUSY, AND
I EXPECT YOU TO WEAR TWO HATS

315
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,862
'CAUSE ALONG WITH
YOUR USUAL FRY-COOKIN' DUTIES

316
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:03,793
YOU'RE MY LEAD REPORTER
FOR THE NEW KRABBY KRONICLE.

317
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,275
OH, MY VERY OWN PRESS BADGE!

318
00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:07,896
THAT'S RIGHT, BOY.

319
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,827
AND HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN CAMERA.

320
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,965
SEE, YOU'LL NEED IT TO DOCUMENT
ALL THEM JUICY STORIES
YOU'RE GONNA WRITE.

321
00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:16,172
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITIN' FOR, BOY?

322
00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:18,965
THE PUBLIC THIRSTS FOR
A JUICY STORY, EH?

323
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,379
HM, BUT WHAT KIND OF STORY
IS JUICY ENOUGH TO QUENCH
THEIR DRY NEWS GULLETS?

324
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,241
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
TO BEGIN TO LOOK.

325
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:25,379
[ALARM BLARING][PEOPLE TALKING AT ONCE]

326
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:30,551
[GROWLING]

327
00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:32,482
HM, NO NEWS TO REPORT HERE.

328
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,931
STOP THE PRESSES, IT'S PATRICK!

329
00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:38,034
AND HE APPEARS TO BE
WAITING FOR THE BUS.

330
00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:41,620
THIS IS THE KIND
OF BREAKING STORY MY READERS
ARE WAITING FOR.

331
00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:43,689
PATRICK STAR?

332
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,862
I'M SCOUP SQUAREPANTS
FROM THE KRABBY KRONICLE.

333
00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:47,827
EVERYONE'S WONDERING,
WHAT BUS ARE YOU TAKING TODAY?

334
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,413
OH, I'M NOT TAKING
A BUS, SPONGEBOB.

335
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:54,620
I AM WATCHING THIS POLE,
SO THE NEXT TIME IT MOVES,
I WILL SEE IT.

336
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:58,206
WHOA, THIS STORY IS JUICY.

337
00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:14,758
WHAT A "MONEY-TASTICAL" DAY,
EH, MR. SQUIDWARD?

338
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:17,206
YEAH, I'M JUST RAKING IT IN.

339
00:15:17,413 --> 00:15:20,724
I'M EXCITED ABOUT ALL
THE NEWSPAPER SALES TOO.

340
00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:22,931
WE HAVEN'T SOLD
ANY PAPERS TODAY.

341
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:25,586
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WE HAVEN'T SOLD ANY NEWSPAPERS?

342
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:29,206
CERTAINLY, THIS GENTLEMAN
WOULD LIKE A COPY
OF THE KRABBY KRONICLE.

343
00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:30,862
LOOKS BORING.

344
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,103
CAN I JUST HAVE A KRABBY PATTY?

345
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,172
TOO BORING?

346
00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:35,758
SPONGEBOB!

347
00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,241
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

348
00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:38,758
MEANING OF WHAT, MR. KRABS?

349
00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:40,965
LOCAL RESIDENT WATCHES POLE?

350
00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:43,724
NO ONE'S GONNA PAY
TO READ THIS MALARKEY.

351
00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:47,034
WHEN YOU WRITE THESE STORIES,
YOU GOT TO USE
A LITTLE IMAGINATION, BOY.

352
00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:49,517
IMAGINATION.

353
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,413
YEAH.

354
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:53,896
MAYBE INSTEAD OF
"MAN WATCHES POLE"

355
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:58,379
YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING
LIKE, OH, "MAN MARRIES POLE."

356
00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:02,275
THEN YOU COULD ALTER THE PHOTO
TO FIT THE HEADLINE, AND SEE?

357
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,413
NOW, THAT'S A JUICY STORY.

358
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,034
MR. KRABS, ISN'T THAT LYING?

359
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:07,724
DON'T THINK OF IT AS LYING, BOY.

360
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:10,689
THINK OF IT AS A PRACTICAL JOKE.

361
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:13,310
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING EVERYBODY
CAN HAVE A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT.

362
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:16,068
THE PUBLIC EXPECTS A LITTLE
EMBELLISHMENT HERE AND THERE

363
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:19,241
SO I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE
AND GET ME A LEAD STORY
THAT'LL SELL.

364
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,931
[LAUGHING]

365
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,068
MRS. PUFF IS GONNA LAUGH
HER HAT OFF WHEN SHE READS THIS.

366
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:34,379
Mr. Krabs: BOATING TEACHER
IN HIGH SPEED CHASE!

367
00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:36,413
I THINK YOU'VE FINALLY
DONE IT, BOY!

368
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,689
YOU'VE GIVEN ME
A STORY THAT'LL SELL!

369
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,137
AND SELL IT HAS.

370
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,896
[GENERAL CONVERSATION]

371
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,965
YEAH, BUT THAT ISN'T
THE STORY I WROTE.

372
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,103
THAT'S CALLED
EDITORIAL PRIVILEGE, SON.

373
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,896
IT GIVES IT THAT EXTRA "OOMPH"
TO MOVE UNITS.

374
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:55,172
BESIDES, HOW COULD SUCH
A LITTLE NEWS STORY POSSIBLY
EFFECT MRS. PUFF IN ANY WAY?

375
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:59,000
I CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH
A LITTLE NEWS STORY
COULD HAVE RUINED MY BUSINESS.

376
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:05,000
LET'S SEE WHAT THERE IS TO SEE.

377
00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:06,724
WAIT A MINUTE.

378
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:08,448
LARRY THE LOBSTER.

379
00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:10,758
HM.

380
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:11,620
I WONDER WHAT KIND OF DIRT
HE HAS UNDER THOSE MUSCLES.

381
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:15,689
AH-HA.

382
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:17,413
THIS LOOKS SHADY.

383
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,310
VERY SHADY.

384
00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:20,620
LARRY.

385
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,172
HEY, TOUGH GUY.

386
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:23,344
CAN I PUNCH YOU IN THE GUT?

387
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:24,724
SURE.

388
00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:26,206
EVERYBODY DOES.

389
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,482
IT WON'T HURT ME A BIT.

390
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:29,000
[LAUGHING]

391
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:30,310
TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T HURT.

392
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,689
THANKS, BIG GUY.

393
00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,068
SEE YOU AROUND.

394
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:35,551
VERY INTERESTING.

395
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:37,482
Male voice: OUT, OUT, OUT!

396
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,275
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

397
00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:41,517
THIS!

398
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:43,517
Larry: LARRY THE LOSER
GETS BEATEN UP BY PIPSQUEAK?

399
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:44,689
BUT... BUT... BUT...

400
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,103
NO BUTS.

401
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:49,586
I CAN'T HAVE A WIMP LIKE YOU
DESTROYING MY GYM'S REPUTATION.

402
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:51,241
YOU'RE BANNED FOREVER.

403
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:52,620
HELLO, LARRY.

404
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:54,655
NOT NOW, SPONGEBOB.

405
00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:56,275
LET ME TAKE IN THE FACT
THAT MY LIFE IS RUINED.

406
00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:57,862
RUINED?

407
00:17:58,034 --> 00:17:59,655
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

408
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:00,896
THESE LIES SOMEONE
WROTE ABOUT ME.

409
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,896
[GASPING]

410
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:04,344
Mr. Krabs: THANKS FOR
YOUR BUSINESS.

411
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,310
AND HERE'S YOUR PAPER.

412
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:07,689
MR. KRABS, CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU?

413
00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:10,000
MAKE IT QUICK, BOY.

414
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,275
THESE PAPERS ARE SELLING FASTER
THAN WE CAN PRINT 'EM.

415
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,586
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, SIR.

416
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,551
I DON'T THINK THESE STORIES
ARE DOING ANYONE ANY GOOD.

417
00:18:16,758 --> 00:18:17,931
WELL, THEY'RE CERTAINLY
DOING ME SOME GOOD.

418
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:19,344
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

419
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:22,034
LOOK AT ALL THIS LOOT!

420
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:27,379
YEAH, BUT ISN'T THERE A WAY
WE COULD WRITE JUICY STORIES
WITHOUT HURTING PEOPLE?

421
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,275
[SIGHING]

422
00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:30,827
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU, BOY?

423
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,241
WE'RE NOT HURTING ANYONE.

424
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:35,689
WE'RE JUST MAKING THEIR LIVES
INTERESTING FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.

425
00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,551
NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND FETCH ANOTHER STORY.

426
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,137
OH, KAREN.

427
00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:44,655
I THINK THIS IS IT.

428
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:48,896
THE CHUM STICK THAT'S FINALLY
GONNA DRIVE KRABS
OUT OF BUSINESS.

429
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,310
[LAUGHING]

430
00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:51,896
Male voice: I THINK NOT.

431
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:54,000
I'M HEALTH INSPECTOR YELLOWTAIL.

432
00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:55,413
I'M OFFICIALLY CLOSING
DOWN YOUR RESTAURANT.

433
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,862
WHY?

434
00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:58,137
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.

435
00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,689
[CHUCKLING]

436
00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:01,862
THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS SAYS.

437
00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:04,344
Plankton: PLANKTON'S CHUM
MADE OF YOUR CHUMS?

438
00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:06,586
THE CHUM BUCKET
SERVES YOUR FRIENDS
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE?

439
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,379
WHAT?

440
00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,172
WHO'S TO BLAME FOR THIS?

441
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,689
WHO?

442
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,517
[LAUGHING]

443
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:19,103
YOU'RE REACHING NEW LEVELS
OF IMAGINATION, BOY-O.

444
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:20,793
YEAH, I KNOW.

445
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,172
WHAT'S WRONG, BOY?

446
00:19:22,379 --> 00:19:23,551
YOU SICK OR SOMETHING?

447
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,000
YES, MR. KRABS.

448
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,413
YOU COULD SAY THAT.

449
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,724
DON'T BE SILLY, BOY.

450
00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:29,310
WE'RE A SUCCESS!

451
00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:30,551
MR. KRABS, WE'RE HURTING PEOPLE.

452
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:32,793
OH, BALONEY.

453
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,655
AND YOU BETTER START FEELIN'
RIGHT, 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T

454
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:36,068
YOU CAN JUST KISS
YOUR SPATULA GOODBYE.

455
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,551
MR. KRABS, YOU WOULDN'T!

456
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:39,517
OH, DARN TOOTIN', I WOULD.

457
00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:40,862
NOW GET OUT THERE
AND BRING ME A JUICY ONE.

458
00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:41,551
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.

459
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,310
SORRY, "FELLERS".

460
00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:50,758
THIS IS A PRIVATE TREE DOME.

461
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,172
I HAD NO IDEA IT TALKED.

462
00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:54,103
DON'T WORRY.

463
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,586
WE'RE FROM THE NEPTUNIAN
SCIENCE COMMITTEE

464
00:19:56,793 --> 00:20:00,103
AND WE'VE COME TO CONFISCATE
ALL YOUR SCIENCE AWARDS.

465
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,551
HAVEN'T YOU READ
TODAY'S HEADLINES?

466
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,551
IT CAN'T EVEN READ.

467
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:04,965
WHY ARE YOU...

468
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,448
OH, GIVE ME THAT!

469
00:20:06,655 --> 00:20:08,758
SANDY CHEEKS OR SANDY CHUMP?

470
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:11,517
BUSHY-TAILED BRAINIAC REALLY
A SLOW-WITTED SQUIRREL?

471
00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:13,793
BY SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?

472
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,241
THAT YELLOW SIDEWINDER THINKS
HE CAN DO THAT TO ME?

473
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,655
OH, BOY.

474
00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:19,655
WE'D BETTER SCRAM.

475
00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:20,931
THE DUMB ONES ARE ALWAYS
THE MOST VIOLENT.

476
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:22,344
[GROWLING]

477
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:27,068
[MR. KRABS LAUGHING]

478
00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:28,862
YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE
YOURSELF THIS TIME.

479
00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:32,931
[LAUGHING]

480
00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:35,862
MR. KRABS, I CAN'T WRITE
THESE STORIES ANYMORE.

481
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,931
COME ON,
THAT'S A BUNCH OF HOOEY.

482
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,793
I'VE SEEN PEOPLE'S LIVES
RUINED WITH MY OWN EYES.

483
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
PEOPLE WANT WILD, JUICY STORIES.

484
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:45,655
THAT'S WHAT SELLS.

485
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:48,758
NOW, I WANT YOUR LITTLE,
YELLOW NOGGIN TO COME UP
WITH THE WILDEST STORY EVER.

486
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:51,206
ONE THAT'LL TOP ALL THE OTHERS.

487
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:52,724
WELL, GEE, MR. KRABS,
I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT
EVERYONE IN TOWN.

488
00:20:52,931 --> 00:20:53,965
ANY IDEAS, SIR?

489
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:55,344
SURPRISE ME.

490
00:20:55,551 --> 00:20:58,206
GIVE ME A SHOCKER.

491
00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:00,241
GOOD NIGHT, BOY.

492
00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:02,275
I'LL CHECK ON YOU
TOMORROW MORNING.

493
00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:03,620
AND REMEMBER,
THE WILDEST STORY EVER.

494
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:06,896
AH, THE WILDEST STORY EVER, HUH?

495
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:12,655
HOW'S IT GOIN', LAD?

496
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,413
AH, IT'S A SURPRISE.

497
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,000
Mr. Krabs: EXCELLENT.

498
00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:21,793
WE'RE GONNA SELL OUT IN NO TIME.

499
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,413
WE'LL HAVE TO DO
ANOTHER PRINTING.

500
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,137
[GENERAL CONVERSATION]HUH?

501
00:21:25,344 --> 00:21:26,586
TASKMASTER!

502
00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:28,034
WHAT'S GOING ON?

503
00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:30,068
YOU SHOULD KNOW!

504
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:31,517
KRABS OVERWORKS EMPLOYEES?

505
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,655
REAPS REWARD?

506
00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:36,275
KRABBY KRONICLE MASTERMIND
BEHIND BOGUS STORIES

507
00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:39,517
PAYS HIS TIRED,
UNDERAGE REPORTER PENNIES
WHILE HE RAKES IN THE DOUGH?

508
00:21:39,724 --> 00:21:42,551
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
TO SUCH AN INNOCENT CHILD?

509
00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:45,379
IT'S SICK AND INHUMANE.

510
00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:48,724
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT
THAT HE'S WRITTEN LIES ABOUT US.

511
00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:51,758
I LOST MY RESTAURANT
BECAUSE OF YOU.

512
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:54,000
AND I THOUGHT IWAS EVIL.

513
00:21:54,206 --> 00:21:56,482
ALL THE KIDS IN TOWN WANT
TO BEAT ME UP FOR LUNCH MONEY.

514
00:21:56,689 --> 00:21:58,827
[SOBBING]

515
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,275
AND I'VE HAD TO GO BACK
TO WATCHING DAYTIME TELEVISION.

516
00:22:02,482 --> 00:22:03,862
THAT'S IT!

517
00:22:04,034 --> 00:22:05,448
WE'RE TAKING OUR MONEY BACK!

518
00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:08,000
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

519
00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:09,586
[MR. KRABS SCREAMING]

520
00:22:09,793 --> 00:22:11,000
[SOBBING]

521
00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:13,000
MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OK?

522
00:22:13,172 --> 00:22:16,034
HOW CAN I BE OK
WHEN ME MONEY'S GONE?

523
00:22:16,241 --> 00:22:17,310
[SOBBING]

524
00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:19,000
ALL GONE.

525
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:23,517
[SOBBING]

526
00:22:23,724 --> 00:22:27,172
IT JUST GOES TO SHOW,
TRYING TO MAKE AN EASY BUCK
DOESN'T PAY.

527
00:22:30,172 --> 00:22:30,413
OR DOES IT?

528
00:22:40,103 --> 00:22:41,620
GET ME SOME SCISSORS, BOY-O.

529
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,793
IT'S TIME TO USE MYIMAGINATION.

530
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Patrick: HEY, GUYS?

531
00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:48,068
CAN YOU FIX ME AND THE WIFE UP
A COUPLE OF KRABBY PATTIES?

532
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:56,517
[♪...]

533
00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:37,344
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]